I hid one in the toaster
I hid one up my nose
I stuffed about a hundred
up Dad’s brand new garden hose.
I hid some in Mum’s slippers
I hid one in Nan’s hat
I hid two in the rabbit’s poo
I hid one in the cat.
I zapped some in the microwave
they made an awful stink
I hid one in a bar of soap
I dropped some down the sink.
I hid some in my Bolognese
I fed some to the plants
I put some in the washing machine
and in my brother’s pants.
I hid some in the kettle
and some behind the telly
and all the rest, I hid the best
deep down, inside my belly!
Attie Lime
