I'm miserable, moody, and moany
I'm grouchy and grumpy and glum
my smiley switch must need rewiring
my fun dial is stuck up with gum

I think there's a bug in my yes board
and a leak in my merriment tank
I'm in need of refuelling with sunshine
of refilling my happiness bank

My silliness circuit is broken
my chuckle chip cannot be found
my eye-sparkle add-on is faulty
my laugh speakers don't make a sound

I've tried to reboot with a button
I remember to often refresh
but I haven't tried yet (I sometimes forget)
just switching me off, for a REST.