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I had a mongoose over

for a cuppa and some cake.

I asked "Do you like chocolate sponge?"

He said, "I like iced snake!"


I had a tiger round

for biscuits and some milk.

I asked "Do you like Custard Creams?"

He said, "I like spiced elk!"


I had a monster over

for a Sunday barbecue

I asked "Do you like burgers?"

He said, "I like grilled YOU!"

Attie Lime

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