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Bossy Breakfast


This banana is the wrong colour!

My bowl hasn't been washed!

I don't want juice this morning!

My Weetabix is squashed!

I didn't ask for raisins!

Why has my toast got bumps?

What's this floating in my milk?

My porridge is all lumps!

Why did you butter it like that?

You didn't cut me squares!

I told you to get chocolate spread

and Coco Pops, and pears!

Mum, you really ought to try

to get better at this stuff,

don't you know - I've told you so –

McDonald's is good enough!

Attie Lime

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